键盘侠-😂2027年4月 本西何时回归?纳什:我听说快了

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[–]NetsMry64_ 12.5k points 12 hours ago

This is embarrassing.

篮网球迷:这也太丢人了。

[–]Celticsmonstersammich 4228 points 12 hours ago

Somebody NEEDS to ask Steve Nash “Can Ben Simmons be the point guard of a championship team?”

凯尔特人球迷:来人呐,赶紧去问问纳什“本西能成为总冠军球队的控卫吗?”

相关新闻:西蒙斯能否成为冠军球队的控卫?老里:我现在不知道答案

[–]Netsburner7221 2086 points 12 hours ago

He probably won’t be around after Monday if we’re being honest.

篮网球迷:老实交代,G4打完后他或许就不在球队了。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 2889 points 12 hours ago

Thank Kyrie for ruining your season.

尼克斯球迷:蟹蟹欧文毁掉你们的赛季。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 2590 points 12 hours ago*

“Kyrie won”

-This sub after he was cleared to be a full time player.

勇士球迷:在欧文可以成为全职球员后,这个论坛的反应是——“欧文赢了。”

[–]SunsBrazySmalls 1301 points 12 hours ago

If only he could have had more time to gel with this team

太阳球迷:如果他有更多时间与球队磨合就好了。

[–]WarriorsTheRealSlumShedy 816 points 12 hours ago

Exactly, Boston has been gelling since Christmas, so it’s not fair for Kyrie.

勇士球迷:没错,凯尔特人自从圣诞节后一直在磨合,所以对欧文来说这并不公平。

[–]RaptorsThatsTuff100 650 points 12 hours ago

Hilarious that so many people crowed about Brooklyn winning that trade. Just delusional.

猛龙球迷:搞笑的是好多人觉得篮网赢了那笔交易。这是产生错觉了吧。

[–][BKN] Brook LopezBigBootyBanger 199 points 12 hours ago

Was not a fan of the trade when it happened but wow, unbelievable he doesn’t play at all this season.

篮网球迷:本来不是很支持这笔交易,但是,他居然整个赛季都不打,难以置信。

[–]Raptorskbt1999 5750 points 12 hours ago

All you can do is laugh at this point LMAO

猛龙球迷:愣着干嘛,笑啊,哈哈哈哈。

[–]sidighjd 3599 points 12 hours ago*

KD and Kyire really about to get swept with Ben Simmons watching from the sidelines with this outfit

球迷:本西穿着这身坐在替补席,将眼睁睁地看着KD和欧文被横扫。

[–]SunsBagRight8939 1835 points 12 hours ago

that elimination fit boutta be 🔥🔥🔥

太阳球迷:这套被横扫的穿搭要火了!

[–]76ersDecentHuman 334 points 12 hours ago

In an actual clown outfit. The lack of self-awareness somehow still surprises me.

76人球迷:穿得跟个小丑一样,不知为何,他这种缺乏自我意识的表现依旧让我感到惊讶。

[–]76ersMaiqDaLiar1177 4330 points 12 hours ago

Man really sat out the whole season because he was scared to dunk on Trae Young

76人球迷:这家伙居然真的坐了一整个赛季,因为他不敢面对特雷-杨时扣篮。

[–][MIN] Fred HoibergInfin1tySlay3r 1549 points 12 hours ago

Trae DPOY campaign was a success, he held an all-star player to 0/0/0 for an entire season!

森林狼球迷:特雷-杨DPOY稳赢了,他限制一位全明星在整个赛季所有数据挂零。

[–]76erszmose 1371 points 12 hours ago

How did we get James Harden for this fucking guy lmfao

76人球迷:我们TM怎么做到用这货换到哈登的,不可思议。

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartGhostOfJiriWelsch 3846 points 12 hours ago

I honestly can’t imagine the mental toll of being a Nets fan this season 😂

First it was Kyrie and the mandate, then the incessant Harden rumors, finally leading into the never ending Ben Simmons saga.

Talked yourselves into Kyrie and he went bozo mode. Talked yourselves into Ben and he never makes it off the bench.

I’m laughing but I legit feel bad for y’all

凯尔特人球迷:老实讲,我无法想象篮网球迷这赛季收到的精神折磨😂

一开始先是兼职欧文,然后就不是不断的哈登交易流言,最后陷入了永无止境的本西闹剧。

先是说服自己欧文可以的,结果他就开启摆烂模式。后来说服自己本西能打,结果他再也不会复出了。

我笑得不行了,但我替你们感到难过。

[–]NetshydraO1 1362 points 12 hours ago

I’m miserable, at least when we sucked we knew we were gonna suck

篮网球迷:我太痛苦了,至少当我们过去摆烂的时候,我们是知道球队会摆烂的。

[–]Kingsmake-that-monet 3202 points 12 hours ago

Whoever commented “Ben Simmons’ back tightening up as we speak” after the Nets L yesterday was a prophet

国王球迷:不管是谁昨天篮网失利后就评论“本西背部已经开始紧张了”,这位兄弟就是位大预言家。

[–]Rockets3rdEyeDeuteranopia 589 points 13 hours ago

Gotta root for KD and the Nets now and hope Ben shows up for game 5.

火箭球迷:我现在要支持KD和篮网了,希望本西能打G5。

篮网众将:本,我们落后20分了。本西:冲啊!我刚刚连拿20个头。

[–]Celticssully9614 2228 points 12 hours ago

I was told he dunked in practice tho

凯尔特人球迷:别人告诉我他昨天训练里扣篮了。

[–][BOS] Pete Maravichcolantor 1037 points 12 hours ago

He also took an uncontested 3

凯尔特人球迷:还投了一记无人防守的三分。

[–]LakersJoeBiden2020FTW 766 points 12 hours ago

They’ve got to be the most mismanaged team in the league. And that’s saying a lot, considering they play in the same league as the Lakers and Kings.

湖人球迷:篮网一定是联盟里管理最混乱的球队。即使他们和湖人、国王在同一个联盟,这事也能说明很多问题。

[–]TheMonist 1880 points 12 hours ago

His IQ is so high that he figured out he needs to sit out the whole season

球迷:他的篮球智商太高了,以至于他早就知道自己需要坐满整个赛季。

[–]Heatsantiagobartomeu 463 points 10 hours ago

He doesn’t want to be the first player in NBA history to be eliminated in consecutive games💀

热火球迷:他不想成为史上第一个在连续的季后赛比赛中被淘汰的球员。(本西上次打球是2021年的6月21日,76人在与老鹰的抢七大战中被淘汰。)

[–]SunsBagRight8939 1483 points 13 hours ago

LMAO U CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

太阳球迷:笑死我了,这新闻可不兴编啊。

[–]SunsBrazySmalls 864 points 13 hours ago*

April 2027:

“Coach Nash, any update on Ben Simmons?”

“I’m told he’s ramping up to return soon”

太阳球迷:

2027年的四月:

“纳什主教练,本西有什么最新消息吗?”

“我听说他很快就会回归了。”

此刻的本西 显示器上是使命召唤:现代战争

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